Cyprus Black
Cowboy Diplomacy
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Posted - 2012.03.04 02:06:00 -
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So last week I noticed something interesting in Recruitment Channel:
Quote:**REMOVED** is recruiting!!
New Players Welcome!!
PVP
Mining
No SP Regs
Member of GoonSwarm Federation
0.15 Null Sec Space
Teamspeak Required
PM Me for info or to join!!
Well that's funny. Looking into them further I notice that they are in fact NOT a member of GSF. Their CEO has never been in GSF nor has any of their corp members. After a little more conversation, this little gem came up:
Quote:Cyprus Black > lol, how much did you pay?
Victim > I didn't pay for the alliance. I am renting space from them.
Victim > Anyone that rents space out of goon space gets into GSF
Random Guy 1 > ahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
Random Guy 2 > Ah... XD
Cyprus Black > lol
Random Guy 3 > so your not part of the alliance
Victim > Are you blind dude?
Random Guy 2 > And how much is the rent?
Cyprus Black > Wow, false advertising AND got scammed
Random Guy 2 > ANd how long do you think it will take before they kick you out?
Victim > You poor tards dont understand.
Cyprus Black > Oh please, do enlighten us
Victim > Im not dignifying your petty insults with responses.
Cyprus Black > You offered a response so go ahead. Respond
Victim > I pay approx 1 bil a month
Cyprus Black > Have you already paid? lol
Victim > Yeah i did
Random Guy 4 > cool story bro
Random Guy 5 > lol
Random Guy 6 > rip off
Victim > No, they told me that I get 2 days in space free
Random Guy 2 > LAWL!
Random Guy 2 > This is just too epic!
Afterwards, heated words were exchanged and there were lots of lulz. That very night my one man corp declared war on their corp. They sent taunting emails asking if I was for real and how they're going to utterly destroy me. The time leading up to the wardec, my alt went on reconnaissance work and spied on them. They even befriended my alt with not so helpful tips and advice.
In a strange twist of events, one of their very own corpmates started feeding me intel on who's in their ranks, what ships they fly, what fittings they use on those ships, when they generally log on and where they retreated to during the wardec. He said he was upset that they treated him so badly and he was sick of it.
I took this information with a grain of salt. Maybe it was a trap he was leading me into, but I used what info I got and it turned out to be strikingly accurate. However when the wardec went live they stayed docked up and eventually stopped logging in all together. The taunting emails still kept coming, but they barely logged in if ever.
Eventually they pulled the DECSHIELD exploit (f*** you too, CCP), and shed off the wardec onto an alliance. So they like to run away and hide. Fine. As soon as they left that alliance, I wardec'ed them again.
This time their corp didn't join an alliance. ALL of their members quit corp and joined that alliance. How cowardly. So my alt takes their old corp name and corp ticker as a trophy. EvE mails went out taunting all previous members of the victory trophy I took from them.
Now they're stuck in a temporary alliance that KNOWS for a fact they're super cowardly. They can't go back to their old corp anymore.
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